"The Election: How It Works"

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"The Election: How It Works"

The selection of the American president involves several important events, institutions, and activities. Throughout the campaign, the Onion's War For The White House team will explain the history and significance of this important process.

Election Process: Super Tuesday

The History

  • Historically, Super Tuesday falls on a Friday.
  • As always, Super Tuesday will fall the day after Overhyped Build-Up Monday and the day before Giant Letdown Wednesday, which precedes Remember All That Stuff Last Tuesday? Thursday."
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